Saturday, January 19, 2008

2008......you are my bitch.......

Wait, no, strike that and reverse it. I ended 2007 by sacrificing the "Glass Man" and victoriously drinking champagne from his dismembered head.

Wait, there I go again, skipping the beauty of life and going to drinking victoriously from my foe's heads. It's a GIRL!!!!!


And no, its not mine. Its my sister's. And again, NO, it's not mine. Nathalia Hayden Mittlestaedt was brought into this world in the early hours of the last day of the year, 5:43am December 31st 2007. Its was a wild ride. I drove from Indianapolis at half-time of the Colts game and hung out in a waiting room for six hours. Good times.

Back to 2008........... I suffered a parasitic infection in the begining of the year.
Medical science could not help me. I attempted to see eye to eye with the ailment but failed.
And was rightly punished.........

They're adorable when well fed and given lots of attention. I volunteered to watch my sister's pugs while she was recovering from child birth. The furry little bastards left a paw print on my heart. I miss them but not the task of walking them in the freezing weather ;-)
Anywho, enough of the pity party. This year is the big year for the High School Reunion. Ten years. Ten long years. I'm going to go but not for any satisfactorial reason. I know I haven't done much with my life, other than survive, so I guess I'll just go see who else has survived. And pour out a little liquor to those that didn't.
Well, any resolutions for 2008? Fuck no!!! Why make promises you know you'll break in a month? Kinda like "till death do us part". Ouch that was probably a bit over the top but fudge it. Things to do in 2008: drink less, love more, pay off debt, go postal at work, and............invent a sandwich.........