If I knew the Canadian national anthem then I'd be singing it right now. As you can guess the strip club trip went swimmingly last night. Got a free shuttle there and back. Canada serves absinthe so I got to experiment with the green fairy drink but didn't see any fairies. Did two shots with the whole burning sugar cube deal-io. It was very much like rumplemintz. Anywho, it was fun experience that was topped off with this dancer crushing on me all night. She spied me on my way in and called dibs on me all night. I know they put on a bit of a show but she was digging me hard and I was enjoying the attention.
So, I woke up late and almost didn't check out in time. Then, they tried bending me over and charging me a $100 for a miscellaneous cigarette burn in my smoking room. I got that shit revoked cause I didn't burn anything. It was freezing cold out so I figured I'd just get the heck outta Canada and get back to the US. Well, I was thirty cents short of the toll so I had to pull more Canadian out when I had intentionally spent it all the night before so I wouldn't leave with any. Then, some random girl tried getting me to give her a lift cause she was freezing. I had to deny her cause it was my company car and didn't want to get into trouble with it. So, I finally get to the border patrol and just the same on my way in, the hottest border patrol I'll ever meet was raggin'. Maybe its just me. Maybe I just have a suspicious look to me. She was having trouble comprehending that I went to Canada for the weekend cause I was in Detroit for work. The worse part is that they ask so many questions that you begin to believe you've done something wrong and are just waiting to be caught. She really shook me up. I know they have a job to do but they could be more personable. I'm glad that my stupid side didn't take over cause now that I think about it, I could have had my company car impounded or destroyed and been tossed in jail.
Well, Canada, I'll see you around. Yeah, I'll be sure to write..........................
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