Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Due to recent denials from match.com, I've decided to update my profile with the following quote from "The Wedding Singer":
"You know what's funny, some of us will never find true love. Like take for instance me, and I'm pretty sure that guy right there, and that lady with the sideburns, and basically everybody at table nine. But the worst thing is, that me, fatty, sideburns lady, and the mutants over at table nine will never ever find a way to better our situations because apparently we have absolutely nothing to offer the oppisite sex."
I'm not sure what the response will be. Maybe I'll remove it in a week or so. I've got two more months before I prove match.com wrong and get another six months free cause I didn't meet anybody worth pursuing. It'd be awesome if they sent me like a plaque or an award for being the most pathetic person in virtual dating. I can't wait :-D

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