Thursday, June 14, 2007

I love you Super Dave Osborne!!!!

So, the two head honchos from the UK are in the office today. Fortunately for me, I walk into the office at the same time as them. I’ve met Martin during my interview. When he introduced me to George, I went to remove my sunglasses and shake his hand and promptly spilled my piping hot Einstein Bros coffee on my hand/wrist. To me, that shows dedication…..and my addiction to “E”. I will take a third degree burn to meet you, Sir.
Anywho, pay up sucka!!! Got my first check yesterday but was told to wait till Friday to cash it or the company gets charged a $25 fee. Scandalous? Naw, but my next check will be direct deposited so I won’t have to deal with it.
Ocean’s 13 review: only Jews and Commies would find that movie remotely funny. I guess this is the summer of suck ass sequels and trilogies. Pitt and Clooney do their best but Damon is just awkward as is Cheadle. Motivational letters? Its Vegas, get me a showgirl and I’ll be cheer-io in no time. Yeah, the boat was definitely missed on this one. The ending scene has me a bit puzzled. I get the reference that Clooney made to Pitt to “get settled down and have a couple kids” (ie Angelina Jolie and adopted/bastard Asian children) but Pitt’s “try to not gain so much weight between now and the next time” has me puzzled. The only thing I can think of is that Clooney had a few, extremely few extra pounds in Syriana. I’d watch the movie again just for the cool gadgets and trickery. I don’t think it’s a good movie to watch while imbibing………especially if you’re imbibing in Vegas b/c they make rigging a casino look like a day job. If I was Vegas, I’d be insulted. Oh, and Pacino sucked as a casino manager. Gold Samsung cellphone my hairy bum…………

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed Ocean's 13 and I consider myself more of a Nazi than a Commie or Jew....

Unknown said...

dude, you have a small head.