why, why, baby jesus, why would you do that..............

I need to score me one of those nifty cameras that the BMV uses. You know, the one's that make you look like a douchebag no matter what. I don't care how much you fuss to get ready for that picture, on the count of 3, presto, huge bag of douche. They accidentally made me two driver's licenses so I got to pick the one that made me look less like I was stoned. However, the new license rocks like Fraggle!!!!



Here's something that I don't get, the BMV's marketing agent must be smoking some good crack rocks cause here's the sample licenses posted on the website:



















The adult license is cleary some tool that thinks he's hot stuff. The minor's license is hot stuff and under age. What is the BMV trying to portray here? Once you turn 21 you become a complete toolbox? Seriously, the dude looks like the type of guy that doesn't take "no" for an answer on the first date. Maybe its me, maybe not.

Anywho, to follow up on my rant from yesterday, I was punished for being selfish and wanting to go to Ohio by being both hungover and having to field like six "the sky is falling" phone calls from the customer this morning. All week long they left me alone and today the floodgates opened. Serves me right.
I just got done being manhandled by a Hardy's thickburger patty melt and here's a little lunchtime fun fact, the story of the thickburger is on the bag so you have something to read while eating. Seriously. Put that in your mouth. Its delicious ;-)
Quick movie plug: Black Snake Moan rocks harder than Fraggle!!!! You get a double dose of enjoyment as Christina Ricci is barely clothed and in serious heat and Samuel L Jackson plays the blues like the baddest Mofo on the planet. He almost bottles someone and that's all I'm going to tell you. Oh, and my boy JT (justin timberlake) comes through solid and doesn't take away from Ricci's awesomeness. Watch it this weekend. You won't be disappointed...........unless you're a communist.........and if you are communist then what are you doing watching TV anyhow.........hypocrite..................