Here, kitty kitty, c'mere..........................

Vindicated!!!! It doesn't happen often but every now and then and again, my rants are vindicated by the Internet or other reliable source. So, if you remember my cougar story from Denver, not only have I found "Cougar Hunter" t-shirts, mine's on order, but the terminology is morphing to my age group, "Puma":

Urban Word of the Day
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
August 09, 2007: puma
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=puma&defid=423941
An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s.
She is a pre-[cougar]/[urban cougar].
"I think that puma just grabbed my ass."

Yes, let it soak in........marinate your brain if you will............delicious. I might have to go hunting this weekend ;-)

Want To Buy: a good night's sleep.
Good news, I'm officially a zombie. I do think I've finally lost it, not that I ever had it, but its definitely gone. I have been awake every night this week till 3 or 4am and still made it into the office by 8am and still hit the gym harder than peps younger than me. I joke that I thrive on coffee and personal anguish to get through the day but that's starting to become true. I was at Walgreens getting advil to counter the central nervous system breakdown and they have SleepMD stuff at the counter. I should look into it cause I can pop a dose of Simply Sleep and then go for a six hour drive not even being drowsy. I dunno, my brain just won't shut down in the evening. Well, maybe it was that I saved the world from Nazis last night, no thanks to Canada....jerks. There's that new "restless legs syndrome" out now, perhaps I have the full-body version. And on top of all of that, I have very bad Deja vu all the time. Well, last night I did a quick match.com search before heading to bed to not go to sleep and had a 36-yr old black man show up in my matches. At first I thought it was a glitch but from the short preview that appears in the search list, he stated that he wanted a man by his side at night.....freak.............and this triggered my Deja vu. My supervisor is outta da office on a fishing trip and I've been bombarded every day this week with customer support crap and getting mind-jobbed by the UK engineers. In the deja vu, I see the match.com freak and the next day my supervisor is in the office, having cancelled his trip early to get back to the office to help the customers like as if i've been doing a bad job and then I get in trouble and laid off in the near future. I was pissed at myself last night b/c in my head I told myself just go to bed and don't bother with the search. True to form, I end up with bad thoughts and another restless night. Well, you know what they say "a pug a day keeps the voices out of my head.............seriously........"...............................