I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious.............

NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!! Why? Why would I want to know that? Match.com, in their infinite wisdom, let a dude match himself with me. Granted Match.com isn't exactly batting .500 with all the "ugos" and "what-the-fuck" they sent my way but there's a line and they crossed it. Maybe they're mad at me for finally cancelling my membership after two years of loyal service. I'm not going to lie, I was addicted. I was checking my profile every hour hoping that one "10/10" would send me a wink or email. Actually, a couple did and every time it would turn out that the profile was fake and promoting "seekintimacy.com". Yeah, I would report those profiles every time.........and then weep a little :'-/ Honestly, I thought it would be hard to quit but thankfully Match.com turns off like every important feature the minute you no longer have a paying membership. Kinda cold turkey but it was what I needed. I need to turn off the email alerts to avoid any more dude-on-dude action.

Not that the chick-on-dude action is doing me any favors these days. So, I go out with my new found friend on Saturday. I rushed my friends through an Indiana Ice hockey game thinking I was going to have this awesome time with this girl. Like a 7 year old boy on Christmas morning opening a package of socks and underwear. You ever have a moment where you are in a room full of people and know you're entirely alone? Well, I have a lot of those and this was no worse except to add insult to injury she took off to go play a bowling arcade game and left me with her friends for about 30-40 mins before I used the pugs as an excuse to leave. It's not that I'm not a fun person or capable of enjoying a night out. Hell no it's not that at all. And I'm no "old fashioned" date-er. I'll hit it and get when the opportunity arises. Here I am trying to get to know this girl who apparently knows every bartender in the Indianapolis metro area, is divorced, drives a Lexus, and is on the other side of 30 years old, and she abandons me. Maybe she was expecting more of a "party boy" out of me. However, I know better than to shit where I eat. As a person, she didn't intimidate me at all. However, I've got better common sense then to screw over the hot girl with the guy friends that all wish they were boyfriends. Well, no loss as she had the personality of a bar towel. Good to be getting back in the game.

Note: I say this now but chances are she'll call me in a day or two and want to hang out and I'll be a puppy dog on a leash.......batshit crazy........just how I like them..................